Hers was a stuttering demotic voice
All it’s aitches dropped like a stich
For effect, and the tautening of 
Conversational canvas, bringing 
The audience in like lobster pots
Full of scuttling claws,
His was a declamatory style 
Of the old kind, pier end stuff
Bellowing fondly through 
Wind rouged cheeks
Netting his catch with a twirl 
Familiar from TV in the days 
Before phone-ins
And with routines dispatched 
Half laughers and kids off
To hunch over flip-penny
And shoot-em up, to take in
The sweet fat of a donut 
Or to sit on the sea wall
Chucking chips at guls
He turns his wiped eyes to hers
Her hand, clairvoyant or just 
Well-rehearsed finds his and tightens
With all the promise of a life 
In lights, which may yet appear 
Like a rescue mission or plans for 
Lottery funded re-generation 
They are relics, waiting to be found
And young enough to have no
Property or place, outside the ricking pier 
Nothing to stop them coming here 
For the faltering applause 
And the indifferent sea whose waves
Could hardly choose these shores.